"If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I bet they’d live a lot differently. When you look into infinity, you realize there are more important things than what people do all day."

Calvin and Hobbes (via icarusambition)

(via 10knotes)

It only costs $0.00 to keep it real

(Source: functionallydisabled, via laugh-addict)

sexualbae:

won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth

(via dutchster)

daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

(via skinnyfitandsexy)

crucio:

harry’s journal entry tonight: “august 27 2014 - dear diary, i went full bun for the first time today, in case you were wondering what I was up-do

(via sirpastydick)