j'aime les mangues

thefunniestpost:

apogeesystem:

when someone tries to explain how to do something and all you hear is

Hysterical!

When you’re going to the bathroom and the automatic toilet flushes before you’re finished. Excuse me toilet, I will decide when I’m finished going.

sodamnrelatable:

 

• me when i was overweight: omg i hate my body i'm so fat and ugly
• other people: oh shut up, you're beautiful! have some confidence!
• me after i lost weight: hey wow i actually like my body for once in my life, i think i'm pretty attractive
• other people: OMG you are so vain and conceited stfu